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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
(via memewhore)
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Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.
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That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(via davidout-sortir)
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(via so-relatable)
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
MY MOTHER
This is actually true.
(via out-nerd-myself)
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(via cracked)
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Twist ending. via
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(via rj4gui4r)
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Why we should use the Oxford Comma
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
(via memewhore)
